June 2009
12 posts
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Did U Know Pt. 6
The names of the three wise monkeys? They are: Mizaru (See no evil), Mikazaru (Kikazaru - Hear no evil), and Mazaru (Iwazaru - Speak no evil).
Before the year 1000, the word “she” did not exist in the English language. The singular female reference was the word “heo”, which also was the plural of all genders. The word “she” appeared only in the 12th century,...
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The 12 Different Types Of Women..Which one are...
1. Ms. Gold-Digger
Advantages
a. You have some one to manage your money.
b. She always looks good.
c. She makes your other friends jealous.
d. She makes you look good.
Disadvantages
a. When you get broke she’ll be gone and take what you have left.
b. She makes sure she has a child by you to sue you for child support.
c. Once your friend comes up she’ll be on his arm...
LMFAOO!! Dollar Menuaire!?
LOLL! Keep ya fridge stocked 4 a reason..
WTF?! New zodiac sign in 2012.."OPHIUCHUS =...
ojsaywhat:
http://rah.posterous.com/new-zodiac-sign-2012
This is who I’m lookn for! loll
In The Studio w/ Melz
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Get Impped!
This is my boys clothing line he just gettn started! Get impped or keep it movin! Summer stuntn this yr! Loll..It really is crack tho..he got the pull overs, t’s and more..check out his blog and follow him to keep up to date!
http://getimpped.tumblr.com
Did U Know Pt. 5
The Dominican Republic was called Santo Domingo when it first gain independence.
If you lock your knees while standing long enough, you will pass out.
The ZIP in zip code stands for “Zone Improvement Plan.”
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May 2009
17 posts
what job u think is more degrading? stripper or porn star?
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Did U Know Pt. 4
Ostriches are often not taken seriously. They can run faster than horses, and the males can roar like lions.
The Ritz cracker was introduced to markets in 1934, but gourmets had to wait until 1953 for the invention of cheese in a can.
The fortune cookie was invented in 1916 by George Jung, a Los Angeles noodlemaker.
Mr. Peanut was invented in 1916 by a Suffolk, Virginia schoolchild who won...
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*The ABC's to be a Great MC*
Audacity: Your swagger is one of the most important things when it
comes to character. No, you don’t have to be “super-cocky”, but
having a great set of confidence is the key to being taken more
seriously. Jay-Z is one of the best lyricist…. but his swagger
alone makes his music ten times stronger.
Bravery: Don’t be afraid to state your opinion…...
bout to watch crank 2..heard it was crzy!
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Tattoos Gone Wrng
Shawty got a tattoo in the middle of her chest “Dick Sucka” w/ a full scale drawing of one behind it..SMFH http://bit.ly/aqnOa
Did U Know Pt. 3
The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca-Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
“Go,” is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
Christmas was once illegal in England.
In Tokyo, a bicycle is faster than a car for most trips of less than 50 minutes!
85% of all Valentine’s Day cards are purchased by women!
Perspiration is odorless; it is...
Did U Know Pt. 2
Every day 20 banks are robbed. The average take is $2,500!
The Philadelphia mint produces 26 million pennies per day!
It takes glass one million years to decompose, which means it never wears out and can be recycled an infinite amount of times!
Over 2500 left handed people a year are killed from using products made for right handed people!
The only 15 letter word that can be spelled...
Premix Sample Songs I've Done To Date
Tell me whatchu think..unsigned.com/melz
Reasons why Scooby Doo was a drug-influenced...
They were always being freaked out by ghosts & ghouls, but no1 else saw them before Scooby & Shaggy
Scooby and Shaggy always had the munchies. loll
Shaggy always thought Scooby was talking & was the only 1 who could hear & understand him
Shaggy always said “like” 2 the xtreme, “like ZOIKS, Scoob, let’s get outta here!!” Wtfs a zoik?
Scooby...
Did U Know?
A pig’s orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. (In my next life I want to be a pig! loll)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
A cockroach will live nine days without it’s head, before it starves to death..creepy loll
Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (In my next life I still want to be a pig..quality over quantity! loll)
No piece of paper can be folded...
what’s the longest you’ve gone without sex?
Crazy Sex Fact # 6 - Sex with animals is perfectly legal for men in Washington state, as long as the animal weighs less than 40 pounds
Crazy Sex Fact # 5 - Engaging in any sexual position other than missionary is illegal in Washington, DC.
Crazy Sex Fact # 4 - Sexual intercourse between unmarried couples is illegal in Georgia.
Crazy Sex Fact # 3 - It is illegal for husbands in Willowdale, Oregon, to talk dirty during intercourse.
Crazy Sex Fact # 1 - Oral sex is illegal in 18 states, including Arizona.
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April 2009
31 posts
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in the studio
A-YO! Radio Presents...Sexxx Chronicles Live 4/30...
lotsa new shxt comin up..stay tuned!
sex in the park @ night
out to bk..
on the road again…
your a jerk..i know (newboyz) thats that catchy shxt!
happy easter!
inside the mind of a black man (and probably all...
ojsaywhat:
junglejustine:
“Bottom line-if I sleep with a woman I don’t know or care about SEX is NOT going to make me care. That kind of sex is like scratching an itch. Once a man scratches, he’s through. He ain’t sitting around thinking about that spot that itched or how good it felt scratching it. He’s moving on with his life until that spot itches again and it don’t matter which hand he...
i feel like im the shxt righ now!